• Thu, Mar 17 2011

Shopping Guide: St. Patrick’s Outfits To Make Leprechauns Love You

It’s St. Patrick’s Day! And you need to run out and buy one of these items so that maybe, tonight, a leprechaun will fall in love with you and give you beer and money. In conclusion, I’m not sure why short, rich men don’t capitalize off of this holiday more. Maybe it’s because it’s not actually about forcing leprechauns to fall in love with you? Maybe it’s about being Irish? Maybe? Here are some pretty things that are green: .

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  • PlatypusShankie

    I am voting a parrot, but a clown with it’s hair on fire would be so much cooler.

    • PlatypusShankie

      *its