Vote For Your Favorite Merkin [NSFW]

Evan Rachel Wood will be wearing a merkin (pubic hairpiece) in the HBO series Mildred Piece. She says, “Let’s just say, I had to wear a wig because it was in the 30s, and everything had to look like it was in the 30s.”

Oh, Evan Rachel Wood. As if you’re the first one to wear a merkin. Anyone who is anyone has worn one. I’m wearing one right now! It’s like a delicious secret I’m keeping with myself. A secret that I just told everyone about. But there can only be one best merkin. Take a look at some of these famous examples and choose your favorite. Also, be forewarned that there are merkins in this here merkins gallery, if you happen to be at work and they frown on such things on your computer screen.

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    • camouflagebettie

      How could you overlook the epic Map of Tasmania video by Amanda Palmer? … Viva la Merkin! http://www.spin.com/articles/amanda-palmer-fights-pubic-hair-freedom

    • Peter

      Did you know one of our former presidents was a merkin? In fact, his speeches all began, “My Fellow Merkins…”? They even called him “President Bush”!! Gahahaaaaaaha :)

    • John

      Malin Akerman had a pretty serious merkin in The Heartbreak Kid.