You Can Own A Petite Lap Giraffe!

Wait. No you can’t. They’re not real. It’s an advertising campaign. But I’m on the waiting list over at PetiteLapGiraffe.com, and am expecting one 21,000 years in the future. In the meantime, I’m going to be spending the rest of the day on the PetiteLapGiraffe webpage, watching their most famous petit giraffe run on a tiny treadmill. I’m going to do that, and I’m going to dream of the space in my heart that could only be filled by a one foot tall giraffe (who dreams, in turn, of listening to Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov).  Here’s a video feautring the giraffe, you might just want to pause it 11 seconds in for maximum adorability. – AdFreak

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    • August S.

      But I still want one! Jeez, Jennifer, to raise such hopes, then dash them so quickly… that was just cruel. I’m going to go cry into the fur of my domesticated baby fox* now.

      *an actual real thing you can buy! Seriously, google Sibfox.

    • Real Talker

      They are real! This website is a live feed of one in Russia. Check it out, its pretty amazing.

      http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2jaTDm/www.petitelapgiraffe.com/

      • sky

        you really are very naive. even if it’s a real live feed (which it’s probably just a looping video) it isn’t a lap giraffe. that looks like a normal sized baby giraffe

    • traci
    • meme

      They’re real.

    • uvgot2bkiddingme

      they are not real lol but hey if you believe that i have a a great beach to sell you…and i love how people say “i’m on the waiting list” my daughter tried doing that and yeah it put her on a waiting list…with no info about her so how they will contact her is as much nonsense as what they are saying

    • veronica

      I partly think that they’re real and I think they’re partly fake. I know how to speak in Russian so I could email people in Russia and ask them if the lap giraffe is real or fake.

    • Bethanie

      THEY ARE REAL NASTY PEOPLE!!!
      DONT LIE!!
      THEY ARE CUTE!
      AND I HAVE THREE!!
      THEY ARE MATING AND I WILL HAVE A LAP GIRAFFE FARM ONE DAY THAT IS MY DREAM.
      SUCKAAAASSSS

      • sonia

        really where did you buy them? are they expensive?

      • Jenny

        WHERE DID YOU GET ONE! I WANT ONE WITH ALL MY HEART!

    • Bethanie

      GIRAFFFEEEESSSS ARE MY LIFEEE!!!
      I WANT TO BE ONE WHEN I GROW UP
      I MAY MARRY ONE
      AND HAVE HALF HUMAN AND HALF GIRAFFE KIDS
      I WANT TO BE RIENCARNATED AS A GIRAFFE

      • Sam

        I can help you with that.

    • Desiraeeee!!:D

      Omgoshhh.!!
      I want one sooo badd!D:

    • LynnKell

      I can’t watch the video :(