Jesus, God, you guys have gone on some bad dates. You make me glad that I’m in a committed relationship with Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum (alas, he does not yet realize our love is meant to be, or that I exist, so it’s only in my head). All the names have been changed to protect any contributor’s identities, unless they’ve requested otherwise.
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And, of course, vote for the worst date.
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