Bette Midler Bids “I Regret Everything” Week A Fond Farewell

We kicked off “I Regret Everything” week at TheGloss last week. The name was inspired by Edith Piaf’s “Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien” (no, I do not regret anything). But, apparently, we’re unoriginal, because Bette Midler already had a song entitled “I Regret Everything.” We’re posting it below, but first, let’s glance at all your regrets and then let them go.

I Regret Everything: The Tube Socks

I Regret Everything: Not Being In A Relationship

I Regret Everything: Losing My Virginity To A Hippie

I Regret Everything: Not Reporting My Rape

I Regret Everything: Becoming A Teacher

I Regret Everything: Accusing My Teacher Of Sexual Harassment

I Regret Everything: Body Hate

I Regret Everything: Changing My Boyfriend

I Regret Everything: Not Finishing Law School

I Regret Everything: Reading His E-Mail

And now, here’s Bette: