Video: Tanning Is Her Everything

“Tanning is my everything because it makes me really happy. Whenever I’m sad or upset going tanning just makes me perk right up.”

On one hand, I hear these reports and think “these people are nuts” but then I always have a moment where I wish I had something that could make me instantaneously happy. Something weird. Please help me come up with things, things that will preferably not turn me orange.

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    • Quin

      Watching Dr Horrible makes me happier! Yeah, I’m kind of weird.

      • Holly

        Watching Dr. Horrible does not make you weird. Watching Dr. Horrible makes you awesome! :D

    • Carrie

      mini eggs

    • Taylor

      I use SPF 100.

    • Isabel

      dave chapelle

    • Fatwetdog

      That video of a baby bear playing ear-grab with a baby tiger does it for me.

    • Danielle

      Yoga always does it for me.

    • Lisa

      Maybe she has SAD and needs light?