How To Trick People Into Thinking Take-Out Is Homemade

I cannot imagine circumstances where you’d want people to believe you can make anything other than reservations, but I guess those circumstances exist. Maybe you are trying to hook a man. Or maybe you just like telling lies, because lies are the coolest.

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    • Eileen

      I have a garlic press (because in my spare time I fight vampires…or because I have an unhealthy love of garlic), but I have NO IDEA what a spatzel press is. So: What is a spatzel press?

      • Lo

        It’s a device that gets all the wrinkles out of your spatzel in one go. I think they use them in busy hospitals.

      • Ally

        Puree potatoes for gnocci or really good mash.