According to The Dutch Daily News, supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes’ latest high profile project will be making the stars feel inadequate. Yes, she’ll be going into space in 2014. Here is where I’d normally quote the newspaper article saying such and such about how this lingerie model is going into space. Instead I’m quoting the sole part that isn’t expressly about Kroes but is hilarious:
One of them is Armin van Buuren (34) who was elected Best DJ in the world last year, for the fourth time in a row. His radio show ‘A State Of Trance’ attracts around 30 million listeners each time it airs. Van Buuren: “Of course, it’s like a dream to me! What DJ doesn’t dream of going three times faster than his own sound? And the explosion of silence at the height of 100 km. I can’t wait. A heart rate of 200 BPM should be achievable.”
If that doesn’t fucking tickle you, you can read the actual news here.