• Thu, Apr 14 2011

How To Talk Yourself Pretty

You know when you get up in the morning and you look at your sharp, sharp razor, and your eyeliner that inevitably smears all over your eyelid when you blink, and your straightener all patchy with grafts of your neck skin, and you just WISH that you could be inherently more attractive without doing anything? Guess what? You. Can.

There have been a plethora of new studies coming out about weird, completely nonaesthetic factors that make people more attractive to both men and women. Specifically, the book Do Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes blew the lid off of the important role of things like smell (pumpkin pie=manbait, apparenty) in creating attraction. Some of them are totally out of your control, like hormonal shenanigans, but many of them can be totally manipulated to your advantage. Here’s some things you can say to make yourself more attractive beyond just “I’m horny”…. Although, let’s be real here- most of the time, that’s probably all you really need.

Sources:

via – Do Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes? By Jena Pincott. Delta Publishing, 2009, ABC News, AlphaDictionary

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  • Megan

    I want to hug a white tiger.

  • Valentina

    Me, too.

  • Trevor

    don’t know why I was laughing at this as it is clearly intended for females, but good work. also, you misspelled Goomba.