Play Prom MASH

You can play even if it’s been years since you’ve been to prom. Here are some options for a special Prom Themed Version of Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House.

Ed Note: Patrick Bateman and I are killing it in the firey underbelly out Mount Doom.

Date:


Attractive prince from a small but wealthy European principality

Your Boyfriend

Your gay best friend

A serial killer

Car:

Limo

Date’s car

Your car

Ambulance

Venue:

The observation deck of the Empire State building

A hotel ballroom

The gym

The fiery underbelly of Mount Doom

Post-dance Plans:

Chartered party shuttle TO THE MOON

After-party in a hotel suite

Heading to somebody’s house/ family cabin for champagne and hot-tubbing

Fleeing your serial killer date while tearing off your dress in terror and getting all smeared with blood

Dress:

A specially designed Oscar de la Renta, just for you!

Vintage frilly lace number

Sleek and sexy backless gown

The colossally disappointing pink dress from Pretty in Pink

Keepsake:

The million dollar modeling contract you got when an agent saw your couple pictures

Your dried corsage

Candid photos from throughout the night

A baby

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