Does Carrot Top Look Better With Straightened Hair?

I think he looks like Fabio, here, but really, really angry. For reference, here is old Carrot Top:

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    • Molly

      Skeeeeeevy. Can he just go away?

    • Karen

      Something about this screams David Bowie to me. Which of course is intrinsically frightening. So, same result, Carrot Top. We’re all still scared.

      • Karen

        Except when DB was really really hot in Labyrinth. Of course.

    • Ruth

      The curly hair expresses his personality better and draws attention away from his complexion. The straight hair makes him look older, more sophisticated and more tired.

    • shh

      I used to work at a magazine and we did an interview/photo spread with carrot top. The editor looked over the spread, and said, “Can’t we contact CT’s people and get a better picture of him?” We answered, “That’s just what he looks like.”

    • Megan

      I’m not sure I was ready for the visual assault of two Carrot Top pictures on the front page.

    • Hannah Beth

      I hope he remains a successful comedian. I don’t want to see his shows, and I don’t want to see his hair. But all the best, Carrot.

    • sarahnoid

      I think he’d look better if he got off the ‘roids.

      • curlysarah29

        100% agree… wasn’t sure if it was roids, or plastic surgery (or both). But he looked better when he was just geeky Carrot Top. And he required less makeup then too.

    • Jess

      At least with curly hair people could mistake him for Shaun White.

    • Ellen W.

      I just realized who he reminds me of with his hair straigtened- Brett Michaels!

      (I also think he looks better in the top picture but that’s more because the suit looks great on him than the Farrah hair.)

    • Samantha

      he would look better with straight hair had he not f*d up his face with plastic surgery :(

    • Harlee Jo

      I think he looks great with the straight hair. Don’t ever ever go back Scott!