• Wed, Apr 27 2011

Mariah Carey Is Painting Her Pregnant Belly Again

There are probably a lot of reasons I feel like this is a bad idea. The first of which is that I just don’t approve of any kind of face painting outside of rennaisence faires where it’s also acceptable to eat chocolate coated fried cheese. What I’m saying is ren-faires are places of lawless mayhem, like what the whole world would be like on the dawn of the apocalypse. The second is that I’m a little – probably totally irrationally – paranoid about painting on skin, because you absorb things through your skin, and when you’re pregnant… your body is a sacred temple, good only for housing the baby. I don’t think that’s where I originally intended to go with that, but I’m going to stick to it. So when I said “a lot of reasons” I meant “two.” – The Frisky

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  • shhh

    wait, chocolate coated fried cheese?!

  • Carolyn

    Does anybody else feel like Mariah Carey has been pregnant for like two years?

    • Sendra

      Yes, definitely!

  • tj

    “rennaisence faires”, really? :(