• Thu, Apr 28 2011

Hooray For Chelsy Davy

It has recently been reported that Prince Harry has selected a date for his brother’s wedding, and it is none other than his on-again off-again girlfriend: shot-downing, bar-hopping, club-going, notorious party animal Chelsy Davy.

Yes, Davy’s reputation precedes her, and to that we say, let’s get this party started. If there’s one thing that any wedding needs to be memorable, it’s not a well-written vow, or a meaningful and highly original first dance to “At Last,” or even the casual nickname of “the most important wedding of the decade.” It’s a Chelsy Davy, someone whose behavior you can’t predict, someone who will get wasted and hit on your uncle, someone who will fall and flash beav.

Besides, this is a royal affair — it’s going to be structured to within inches of it’s life. And so I hope that Chelsy Davy does something appalling…and then you know what? I hope Prince Harry marries her.

Because fuck the haters.

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  • Hannah Beth

    Let me apologize, Jessica, because I insulted you in my head for about 2 seconds. I thought, “Wow, she didn’t have to use a picture of Chelsy looking SO rough.” Then I googled her, and I think you did her a favor.

    Anyway, she’ll certainly make things interesting, although I’m sure she was invited to the wedding anyway. I didn’t know she and Harry had a thing. I guess his will be the next engagement people are talking about. She should have fun!

  • Dana

    What’s with the major bags under her eyes… Right, those are natural!

  • Tess

    She’s a wreck…

  • Derr

    This girl has more than a drinking and partying problem.

  • Rat Man

    Chelsy is absolutely perfect for Harry. They’re both wild, crazy, hearty partiers who don’t take themselves all that seriously. In the boring, stuffy, pretentious royal universe Chelsy is a breath of fresh air. Plus she’s sizzling hot. Does she look like crap here? Sure, she was probably up all night partying down like I would have been at that age. Good for her!!!

  • nct

    he’s way to cute for her…barf

  • margaret

    there’s someone way more better for prince harry

    • anaNS

      absolutely.

    • Emma

      Who? you? HAHAHA

  • nahla

    at least chelsy is not two faced bitch like kate
    kate is very faked
    her mother taught her well grasp hold of william and be on top
    carol middle ton is now being such a bitch to wards commoners now adays

    • aaa

      I agree!

  • Rachel

    The reason she looks like crap in that picture is because it was taken the day after they split and she has been up all night crying

  • zero

    she looks like a druggy!!!!

  • Anais

    Gross. Just…gross.

  • weavermomo

    Wow she is not very attractive….

  • hilaryaustin

    omg I can’t believe on the way she looks. I mean she is like Lindsay Lohan the second. Poor girl someone could give her medication and social assistant as she will recover in a rehab program.

    hilary@austin.com
    Venetian Beauty Reviews

  • N. HODGES

    THIS YOUNG WOMAN SEEMS TOTALLY UNSUITED TO BE
    A ROYAL BRIDE. THOUGH SHE IS A FLEDGLING LAWYER,
    THERE APPEARS TO BE NO ADDITIONAL REDEEMING
    FEATURES ABOUT HER. SHE WOULD BE MORE
    DISASTROUS THAN SARAH, THE DUCHESS OF YORK,
    AS A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY. SUCH A UNION
    WOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED – PERIOD.

  • aaa

    You British Hypocrites!

  • piotr

    aaaaaaaaaaaaa…….kill it with fire!!!

  • Marlene Maschke

    Chelsy Davy is a beautiful, accomplished young woman. This is a horrible picture of her. The press will do that to people. Find the most unapealing picture they can find of someone and publish it. How many people who make negative comments of her can put their resume against her and see who has accomplished more. It takes 8 years to get 2 degrees to become a lawyer and then you have to be of moral character to be called to the bar association. I dare anyone who wants to badmouth her or any person who is in the public eye to put your resume face to face and see who comes out ahead. She made need some guidance on royal protocol, but what commoner wouldn’t.

    • gstranyord

      Accomplished???? the only thing she has accomplished is finishing a case of budwiser.

  • jblow

    Jessica, you’re a hatemonger.

  • Mercedes Vettese

    Chelsey you really don’t look this bad . But why do I want to offer you a glass of hair of the dog all of a sudden ?