Real Talk: Do You Watch Pornography?

It’s a well-known fact of masturbation that men are disgustingly literal and visual, while women only get off to fantasies of being spoon-fed chocolate yogurt by Ryan Gosling immediately after he cleans our apartments but before he “cleans our apartments,” if you know what I mean. But what if I told you that not all women are gentle, cerebral unicorn-creatures when it comes to sexytimes? It’s true! I talked to a wide variety of my female friends about teh pr0ns, and some of their answers might surprise you. Or maybe not. This just in: different ladies are different.

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    • Heidi

      “hir” is a gender-neutral pronoun, not a misspelling

      • Jamie Peck

        You are right about that. I fixed it.

    • Kelly

      No, LADIES do not watch porn. Only vile, nasty, low-life people watch it. EVERYONE shold have more selfrespect than that!!!

      • Eileen

        Wow. Judgmental much?

      • Lauren

        Whoa. But how do you really feel?

    • Lauren

      I think watching porn is perfectly normal. I watch porn occasionally, and I never watch one of something I would do, because I can just remember when I did do it. I watch lesbians, or threesomes, or orgies, or something really dirty (and I mean REALLY dirty). It’s always the free stuff on the internet, because I wouldn’t spend money on it because it’s not that important to me. But it’s always something I do alone. I have never watched it with a guy, but I would, I have nothing against it, it just has never happened.

    • Melanie

      if you think rehashing this topic as a new interesting subject for discussion, you guys/gals (the gloss) have problems.

    • Odbery

      Porn is such a strange part of sexuality. Most of the time it seems the porn you like involves stuff that wouldn’t turn you on if it were to happen to you. That’s how it is for me anyway. And hooray for erotica! lol There is nothing better than a good sleazy novel. I think as long as it’s not replacing actual sex I you should smut away. If that’s what you’re into, that is.

    • Teri

      I like porn. I openly admit I like porn and it doesn’t make me any less of a lady, I know people who produce the stuff. I am very visual. When I watch it alone I masturbate. I have watched with my straight female friends and I have watched it in more intimate setting male partners. I like the straight stuff mainly because I have a crush on Julian Rios, who is in my opnion the hottest male pornstar that ever exsisted.

    • Teri

      I watch por and it doesn’t make me any less of a lady. I have friends who have produced porn. When I watch porn alone I masterbate but I have watched with a group of straight women and in intimate situations with male partners. I am very visual. I like watching straight porn mainly because I have a crush on Julian Rios who is, in my opinion, the hottest male pornstar that has ever lived.

    • AD

      Let’s hear it for amateur gay porn. At least twice the naked man, and usually some indication that they’re into it. Credibility’s a big issue for me in general – if you’re going to be covered in maple syrup, suspended from a hatstand and flogged with reeds, you’d damn well better be enjoying it.

    • Joe

      The mind is the most erogenous zone of all, guys or girls. Sure, we have a considerably better ability to appreciate the visceral – but it’s still a mental exercise. Oftentimes, it’s really the idea of certain acts or experiences with an SO (current or previous) that makes the visceral experience something to relate to.

      Most women I’ve been comfortable enough to watch porn with enjoy the written experience (Literotica is your friend) before the more visual. Visual cues during coitus, however, can allow for certain concepts and turn-ons to manifest more directly.