When people first see you, hanging out on the lawn, wearing a bikini, you don’t want them saying “oh, hi, [your name]. Aren’t you cold? It’s still surprisingly chilly out.” You want them saying “Oh my God, it is Lolita!” See, with the right sunglasses you can trick them into thinking you’re some sort of 13 year old nymphet, even though you are… not. Or anyone you want to be!
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