Bed, Bath & Beyond Now Coming Onto You Via E-Mail

The above is how Bed, Bath & Beyond is currently promoting the “Bed” third of its name, specifically a product called the AeroBed. Yes, they’re sending e-mails with the subject line, “Your place or mine?” and then… hey, mattress! Do you know what they’re alluding to??

I’m trying to think of subject lines related to this promotion more lascivious than “Your place or mine” and all I could come up with was “How do you take your eggs?” and “Let’s fuck on this new AeroBed!”

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(Spotted by eagle-eyed citizen Cezary Pietrzak, renowned for his dozens of abs)

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