Shopping Guide: First Date Dresses For Every Occassion

A lot of people can tell you what to wear to the zombie apocalypse. But only we can tell you what to wear to the zombie apocalypse for maximum romance potential.

P.S. Probably not SJP’s dress from this 2008 Vogue spread. But that dress is so perfect if your first date plans include “man groping me atop the Empire State in front of a bunch of tourists who do not speak English, but will be frantically gesturing and pointing” that I just had to include it.

P.P.S. God, I hope those are not your first date plans.

P.P.P.S. Or maybe that’s a great idea! I don’t even know!

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    • Aimee

      LOVED that entire piece. Thanks for making me smile :)