Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month? I didn’t either, until today. Not like you need an excuse to masturbate, but the ladies of San Francisco’s “Good Vibrations” sex shop started NaMaMo in 1995, after Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders got fired for suggesting that masturbation, i.e. the safest form of sex, should be a part of teen sex ed. In honor of this wonderful woman/month, I’ve compiled a list of adult toys you might like to enjoy a little “me time” with. And don’t worry that May is almost over. With the help of your new battery powered pal, you can make every month National Masturbation Month.