Shopping Guide: Blue Velvet That Won’t Give You Nightmares

Blue Velvet (the movie) stresses me out. But the material? It looks great on shoes, dresses, bags, whatever. Here are some totally non-upsetting options.

BUT! If you like your online shopping to be a little offputting, we have you covered:

 

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    • Jennifer Wright

      Wait – a blue velvet bathing suit from someone who said that sunsuits were why communism happened? REALLY?

    • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

      Can I just say, agreed on the movie — it raises my cortisol levels as well.