Styleite points us to this breathtakingly histrionic ad for hair removal system No Hair. I say “system” because that’s a good catch-all term for when you don’t know what you’re taking about. I should probably exercise due diligence here but I’m too busy being unbelievably sad thanks to this stupid ad.
First of all, maybe some people don’t like hardwood floors. Second, no one thinks “carpet” is an acceptable metaphor for pubic hair after the age of 14. Also, this music is way better suited to a stirring drama in which some dark family secret is exposed and people cry until someone wins an Oscar.
Anyway: FOREVER ALONE.