• Mon, Jun 6 2011

On The Delicate Art Of Sending Nude Photos Electronically

What with all the current consternation over a certain unfortunately named congressional rep’s nude photo scandal and the propensity of teens to sext one another, it would seem one would have to be crazy to ever in a million years think this is a smart thing to do. But you know what? I have frequently done this thing currently being discussed, and I bet a lot of you have, too.

I don’t want to go all Cosmo on you here, but a well-placed titty pic can brighten pretty much anyone’s day. I don’t even get off on looking at breasts, but if a friend sent me a friendly snap of her boobs right now, it would probably lift me out of this afternoon funk I’m in. It’s just a nice gesture! And don’t get me started on how happy it makes my boyfriend when he’s out of town working 16-hour days at some godforsaken hippie festival for extra cash and then all of a sudden, bam, there’s his naked girlfriend out of fucking nowhere. I am not going to give this up simply because it’s gone badly for other, more outwardly upstanding characters.

However, there are some ways you can be smart about it. Here are a few tips on how one can go about doing this without ruining one’s life, and also some scenarios in which it’s just utterly inadvisable.

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  • porkchop

    Politicians should just ask themselves, “Is this what the Founders would have wanted?” Oh, wait, Ben Franklin would TOTALLY text pictures of his junk.

  • Eileen

    Can I add one more thing that (I think) should be obvious?

    Don’t send them to anyone you aren’t POSITIVE is not a minor.