This Comb Will Give You Hair To Die For

You know how it is, serial killers. You stab someone and then you’re like, oh, no! My hair is messed up!

If the prior sentence interested you, in a “how could anyone react that way?” way, read this book! It’s fascinating, I promise.

If on the other hand, you are somone who routinely stabs people, and cares about your hair, you should buy this comb! The product description states:

Look smart and feel secure anywhere with our new personal grooming aid, the Honey Comb. It looks like an ordinary hairbrush, but the handle is actually a highly effective stiletto dagger! The Honey Comb is precision injection molded from Zytel a super tough nylon and fiberglass composite that contains no metal and is impervious to the elements. 7 7/8″ overall without brush, 8 1/4″ overall with brush

Well, okay then! Gonna be so pretty. Gonna be so terrifying.

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    • MNiM

      Why would any woman be without this product?