• Sun, Jun 12 2011

Handicapped Girl Raps About Her Vagina, Is Badass

Move over, Kreayshawn. There’s a new viral Internet rap sensation in town and she will battle you hard without ever leaving her wheelchair. A young-looking girl calling herself MC Meals On Wheels posted a potty-mouthed rap to Youtube a few weeks ago, and since then it’s garnered over 200,000 views.

“My vagina ain’t handicapped” is the refrain and the main jist of the song; just because she’s in a wheelchair doesn’t mean she can’t still get her hypothetical freak on. I gasped audibly at phrases like “not only offer great sex but best spots in parking lots” and “once they gone cripple, they just ain’t never been back” that would be infinitely offensive in the mouth of an able bodied person, but you know what? She is allowed to make these jokes. Jokes are how we deal with life’s curveballs!

Those used to viewing disabled people with looks of pity perma-frozen on their faces will probably think she’s not taking her own disability seriously enough, but I, for one, admire her spunk. I have no idea what it’s like to be disabled, but I imagine it’s pretty hard, and if making silly rap videos about her non-handicapped vagina puts a smile on her face, more power to her. I tip my hat to you, MC Meals On Wheels. May your future be full of record deals and attractive men.

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  • MNiM

    “May your future be full of record deals and attractive men.”

    Or ladies! If she prefers/also enjoys ladies.

    • Jamie Peck

      Yes indeed, or ladies. :)

  • Kevin

    Fap fap fap!

  • Big Fudge

    This is wrong, but completely necessary. So funny!

  • Erin

    YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!

  • joe

    Your vagina might not be handicapped but nearby dicks are.
    I don’t mean it. Nice work.

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