Poll: How Do You Feel About 3 Year Olds Learning To Pole Dance?

There are now classes where in England where, for $8, you can train your toddler to pole dance. They offer instruction for children age 3-7. Again, to pole dance.

Look.  I’m not worried that this is ruining childhood, I’m worried that this is ruining pole dancing. Real talk for a second. No one is ever going to find pole dancing sexy again if they’ve just taken their three year old daughter to a pole dancing class. If we can’t go off and work at the Penthouse Club in the event of some sort of catastrophic career meltdown, then what is the back-up plan? What is the back-up plan?

 

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