Nicola Formichetti To Release Very Artsy Porno

Although he’s known for pioneering insane space fashions of the future, Thierry Mugler creative director Nicola Formichetti has decided to drum up anticipation for his menswear show in Paris this Wednesday in the most classic way possible: with some good old fashioned pornography. Intriguingly titled “Brothers of Arcadia,” the film is (very) loosely based on Greek myth and stars transgender musician Nomi Ruiz, of Jessica 6 and Hercules and Love Affair fame. Tantalizing!

According to Styleite, the video will be released in several parts starting today, culminating with a “director’s cut” going up on super-NSFW “adult entertainment” site XTube. From the looks of it thus far, it contains Ionic columns (so much sluttier than Doric), men on leashes, a Brad Pitt lookalike in a half-shirt, Nomi as a dominatrix, and so. Many. Abs. You know, Greek stuff.

Of course, I’m guessing that those expecting an actual, Xtube-style, hardcore porno will be disappointed, as this looks like it will contain too much obtuse symbolism and confusing non-plot to really focus on any decent kind of fucking. After all, there’s a fairly big gap between “too hot for Youtube” and “XXX BUTT FRIENDS VI.” But maybe Formichetti will surprise us with some crazy alien sex. Who can say for sure? I, for one, am totally going to watch it just in case. (I never miss a gay Grecian BDSM video.) And that’s exactly what that wily little designer wants us to do.

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