Do you know about love hotels? Did you know that in Japan you can find a sexualized version of practically all your favorite regular things? This is why the world has Hotel Jzauruss, a love hotel based on Jurassic Park, where you and a partner can get some pay-by-the-hour intercourse in amongst velocipraptors? Surprisingly, Hotel Jzauruss isn’t that literal in its decor (as you’ll see) which really alludes to the mood of the film, as opposed to just stocking the rooms with animatronic dilophosaurs wearing strap-ons (which is what we’d do). Anyway, we were inspired by this crazy, crazy idea for a love hotel and so came up with a few more where we’d one day like to check in.