“You Are A Computer Salesman – I Am JAMES BOND.”

too good to be true : http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/connery.asp

Q. They should contact Q. It is within his division that the cutting edge of British defense technology is developed and refined for the purposes of espionage, and the craftsmen and women of the department take pride in their work, especially the head of the division, Major Geoffrey Boothroyd who is the most famous leader of Q Branch. That guy would most certainly make computer commercials for Apple and maybe give them a few tips on I-Pod files so they can be more easily transfered to other players