Movie tie-ins are getting awfully silly these days, aren’t they? In honor of forthcoming CGI shit show The Smurfs (which I will watch, as it contains Neil Patrick Harris), Harper’s Bazaar created a photo spread in which a newly sexy Smurfette appears wearing all kinds of designer clothing. No actual wardrobe, no makeup artist to pay, and no unsightly human body parts to Photoshop into oblivion? This is clearly the wave of the future for cash-strapped magazines. Smurf along with me and we’ll take a smurf.