Red, White, And Horrible: Very Bad 4th Of July-Inspired Fashions

Earlier today, we offered up some suggestions for how to show school spirit on the 4th of July. Now, we’re letting you know what to avoid (flag leggings, shoes and, yes, thongs) along with a few famous ladies who took their press-baiting faux-patriotism to ridiculous levels.

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    • Eileen

      I kind of like Heidi Montag and Jessica Simpson’s bikinis. A little tacky, perhaps, but otherwise regular string bikinis, unlike Gisele’s. As long as they don’t wear them except over Memorial Day weekend and Fourth of July weekend, it’s not so bad.

    • porkchop

      Where did you find that picture of Gisele?? That bikini is terrorism.

      And what is with the cell phone!? I’m glad to see that a hip-holster Nokia looks just as shitty on a supermodel as it does on everyone’s dad.

    • Kelly

      Isn’t it against the “rules” of the flag to wear clothes that look like one?