There’s One Common Cosmetic Procedure Megan Fox Has Yet To Get

Noted Frankenbabe Megan Fox has messed with her face quite a bit since starting her acting career, but has been notoriously vague in interviews when asked about what work she’s had done. However, she would like everyone to know what she has not had done: Botox. No Botox! Not even a little!

She posted a series of scrunchy faced photos to Facebook yesterday under the heading “THINGS YOU CAN’T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX.” Was anybody saying she had Botox? This is clearly designed to distract people who care about such things from the question of her boobs, her lips, her nose, and her general un-Earthly sheen. Also, the second photo doesn’t really do much to assuage any of the Botox rumors she imagines are floating around, does it? Her face looks as smooth as it did in that freaky Giorgio Armani ad.

This is not unlike Pamela Anderson posting photos to prove she hasn’t had her ankles shaved down, or Paris Hilton posting pics to prove her elbows are genuine. That is not the question at hand! Regardless, it’s nice to see that Fox has stayed away from anti-aging procedures for the time being. 25-year-olds should stick to boob jobs, lip collagen, and that thing they do where they suck fat out of your tummy and inject it into your butt.

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    • Tony Pratt

      In the second photograph she looks like a “real doll” … superduper.

    • B

      Yes, there are rumors going around about her and Botox. This weeks’ worth of tabloids has at least one cover discussing her alleged botox use, so I assume that is to which she is responding.

    • Zimmm

      I don’t know…in the first photo she just looks like she might still enjoy life a little, the the one next to it her soul has clearly been deadened. I don’t think it’s botox people should have been speculating about, it’s lobotomy. Botox doesn’t remove the sparkle from your eye like that.

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    • Tanya

      I never realized before but she looks EXACTLY like a real doll (sex dolls that look “real”).

    • Eileen

      Is that other picture really her? Wow, she used to be really pretty before she went for the porn star look…

    • Kinzi

      I don’t really think that the two pictures at the top look so incredably different, aside from time making her look more mature and the bedroom eyes making her look more sex-kitten. Sure, she’s got more polished skin, but that’s not necessarily the same thing as going overboard with plastic surgery. Her nose, chin, eyebrows, lips and cheeks all seem to be in their same place.
      and, yes, she really does look like a real girl in that last picture.