It was only a matter of time before this happened. After touching down in Calgary, Canada to watch a rodeo yesterday (Canada has rodeos?!), Kate Middleton experienced her first public wardrobe malfunction as princess when the wind blew her dress right up, exposing some of her tiny, toned backside. Quelle horreur!
Taking a closer look at the photos, it’s hard to make out any discernible underwear. The billowing dress has even conveniently taken the shape of panties in the one on the right. I’m not totally sure, but the photo on the left makes it look like she’s wearing some of those lacy “boy shorts,” the kind that ride up your ass and make it look awesome, while simultaneously being almost as uncomfortable as a thong. Furthermore, it looks like she matched them to her yellow dress. I guess when it’s your primary job to look pretty and wear clothes, you start to do things like that out of sheer attention to detail and/or boredom.
Or maybe that’s all just the dress, and her real underthings are hiding in her ass crack. Or maybe she is wearing no underthings at all. Do you see what I see? Feel free to post your own theories on Kate’s panties in the comments.