• Sat, Jul 9 2011

There Is A Casey Anthony Nude Oil Painting For Sale On eBay [NSFW]

Would you like everyone who comes over to your house to know instantly what a horrible person you are? Then this Casey Anthony nude oil painting might just be for you. It’s currently for sale on Ebay for a mere $20 (up from $2.99), and that includes FREE SHIPPING. Only three people have bid on it so far. Could it be that the world is saner than I thought?

Painted in a somewhat Gaugin-esque neo-primitivist style, the piece really captures the hollow eyed grin that has everyone wondering “did she or didn’t she?” The pink on blue signifies how fucked up it is to party like a sorority girl while your child is missing and/or dead. The claw-like hand signifies that she never should’ve been a mother. The size of the breasts signifies that painter Francisco Salimoni has a generous imagination.

The possibilities for placement are quite endless. You could put it next to your O.J. Simpson painting in your “ironic commentary on nefarious cultural icons” room. Or, you could put it in your bedroom, where it will watch you sleep at night. It’s your call. But act now! Only four days left of bidding.

(Via Buzzfeed)

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  • Panther6170

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  • EvilTrappings

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