• Mon, Jul 11 2011

10 Things Roberto Cavalli Can Do To Be More Like God

Roberto Cavalli made an amazing statement to Elle when asked why he uses so much leopard print. It’s not because leopard print is totally on-brand with his vision of darkened plains full of slutty cowgirls on safari with their legs spread. It’s because of God. Did you think it was something different? Idiot.

Cavalli explained:

“I copy the dress of an animal because I love to copy God. I think God is the most fantastic designer.”

Holy fuck!

…TheGloss editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff made a list of other things Cavalli could do to be more like God (after he’s finished designing all those vagina-revealing slutty cowgirl outfits).

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  • Liana

    I am in love with you guys.

  • LaLa

    The rapper and football ones made me laugh out loud