Jessica Simpson Tweets About Getting A Birkin For Her Birthday, Is Horrible

OMG! Jessica Simpson got a Birkin for her birthday! Apparently her nebulously employed boyfriend spent $15k to gift her with an Hermès Brikin. The formerly famous singer tweeted:

Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)

Jackie O who? “Jackie O who” is right! Because Jackie O wouldn’t be caught dead making duckface on the internet under a mop of processed hair, reveling in her own conspicuous consumption while wearing motherfucking plaid pajama pants.

(via Twitter)

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    • Jon

      Is it true that she’s a billionaire or something? That is messed-up….

    • Yeah

      I just think yall need to leave Jess the fuck alone.

    • Linda

      Calm down its not that serious. And the plaid pajamas kinda make me like her more.

    • miinxi

      why does she care about Jackie O?
      Oh wait im an aussie and Jackie O here is a radio presenter and prob a nobody anywhere else… are we talking about Jackie Kennedy? prob…

    • Nick Sal

      Hey, “Yeah” and Linda: Ashley is right. Jessica’s comment on Jackie O is what brought the hammer down on her. There’s no need to trash Ms. Onassis, especially when you’re making “duckface” on the internet. No one wants to see duckface. Ever.

    • SometimesElla

      What does she “do” again?

    • get a grip

      I have read your articles and clearly you have a vendetta out for Jessica Simpson. Your articles are nothing more than rants and a little obsessive.

      Because she has more money she cannot express her happiness? Get a grip, try a new subject or get help in finding why you are so unhappy

      • Mama

        I agree,it is a little obvious that you’re jealous.

    • lucygoosey74

      The only thing I find really gross here is the fact that Ms Simpson confessed to not regularly brushing her teeth, but rubbing them on a sweater instead (gag). Is she wearing a nasty plaque infested sweater in the photo? Who knows? This will forever gross me out, and it’s all I can think of when I see her in a sweater.