• Wed, Jul 13 2011

Three Percent Of Americans Admit To Watching Porn On Their Phones At Work

You there, with your eyes trained downwards towards your mobile device….GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.

We know what you’re up to! After all, a poll released by the Harris Interactive on behalf of Qumu discovered how many Americans are watching porn on their phones at work, and it’s a whopping…3%.

Um, yeah. So, some call that the results of a poll — I call it a lie. If it were a poll of how many people watch porn on their work computers, I might buy it. Three percent sounds about right if we’re talking about Americans who are both stupid and horny enough to risk their jobs by watching adult videos in a way that can be tracked by their company.

But if we’re talking about people who sneak a peek on their cell phones? In the bathroom? Or under their desk? Or even during a meeting?

Come ooooon. Way more than three percent.

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