Let’s set the scene. Your relationship has come to a close, and you’re sitting in an Au Bon Pain, because that’s where relationships always end, someplace terrible like that, or a Starbucks. A Starbucks is slightly nicer, they have better chairs. We will give your relationship the dignity of a starbucks. Both of you have cried. Well, okay, one person has cried and the other person has gotten deeply uncomfortable. Close enough. Now it is time for you to stare at them and say “Look, I still really want us to be friends.” Here are some fun things you could say instead!