Christina Aguilera’s New Perfume Is A Sexy Secret

So a Portuguese fan tweeted out the Internet’s first look at Christina Aguilera’s new perfume yesterday. She’s working the whole Burlesque thing pretty hard for a movie that was basically a lesser version of Showgirls, no? What does “your secret to shine” even mean? And if it smells, as it looks like it does, like a cross between a cherry Lip Smackers and a sex shop, how is it in any way a secret? Also: what the heck is up with her mouth? I’m sure all of these questions will be answered in time.

(Via Oh No They Didn’t)

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    • Marcy

      The stench of failure