This Guide For Sharp Dressed Men Is Lame

You might think that this guide for sharp dressed (19th century?) men is complete, but I would like to point out that they forgot: 

A cane with a golden man’s head on it. Like Midas. Like Midas’s severed head.

At-night shades!

A parrot!

A dragon! Like in that HBO show! You know, Entrourage!

A parrot that only makes dragon noises.

What else did they forget? Lots of things, probably. Feel free to make helpful suggestions.

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    • Eileen

      Underpants.

      • miinxi

        and socks!

    • Dana

      Trousers.

    • miinxi

      who the fudge wears white gloves? it seems like something only the mob or a murderer would wear? (same thing??)

    • Kim

      Facial features.