• Wed, Jul 20 2011

Real Talk: Things We Thought Men Liked In Bed (And Were Wrong About)

Before one becomes sexually active, one has a couple years fraught by hyper awareness of sex and a preoccupation with being attractive. In this time, one develops a lot of ideas about what sex will be like. Most of them turn out to be absurd. A large portion of our ignorance can be attributed to 1) terrible sex advice from magazines and 2) the professed knowledge of our equally clueless friends. This kind of thing leads to the (still widely propagated) myth that, while performing oral sex on a man, one should hum “The Star Spangled Banner” for that… little… something… extra. This exact piece of horrible advice and much more ahead…

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  • Nelly

    If you really dated the type of guy that likes the stuff described on Cosmo, you would probably be dating the creepiest man ever. Really.

  • Rachel

    I think I read that same HJ glove article when I was a teenager! Worst article ever.

  • MM

    I cannot stop giggling. This article rocks.

  • Arnie

    So I actually did have a boyfriend who wanted to try ice cubes… We dated for well over a year, and more than once did he fetch ice cubes for me to put in my mouth. And yes, he seemed to rather enjoy it, when I wasn’t busy cracking up at how ridiculous I felt.

    But, uh, better saved for the sort of relationship where you know each other really well. And he can be the one to initiate it, I’m not trusting anything I read on the internet, or in Cosmo or the like.