What Your Bra Says About You

You know how they say eyes are the window to the soul? They’re not. It’s your bra. That’s why men are always staring at your chest.

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    • Eileen

      Do “black” and “white” count as bright colors? If not, I’m putting in a standing complaint about being left out.

    • Nessy

      I prefer to think of myself as a ‘brazen’ hussy, thank you.

    • Dee

      But.. I do all of them.. except the ‘outside’ one.. What the heck does that mean?

    • Rose

      I happen to like my lacy bra! And it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m coming into my sexuality. I’m not {though I really should be}. It’s coz it was the only one in Victoria’s Secret that fit me and that’s my favorite shop.

    • Chickalupe

      I wear sports bras in the summer, because they don’t look as bad as a regular bra under a tank top. (Strapless? Pfft, yeah right. I’m too ‘well-endowed’ for that.) Also, I have never played a sport in my life, ever.

    • JP

      You forgot people like me who pretty much only wear wireless bras because the discomfort is not worth it!! =]

    • chelonianmobile

      Hate bras. HAAAATE. I have Aspergers’-related hypersensitivity and the plastic bits dig in whatever I do, and don’t get me started on lace. Sports bras are better.

    • joannawnyc

      you forgot the one where your bra says that “this was the only one you could find that fit, was comfortable, and you could afford.”

      Although I guess what that says about you is that you’re unwilling to compromise on certain fronts.

    • Lo

      My bra says, “Get a bra fitting from people who know what the hell they’re doing.” Pretty, lacy bras are now comfortable and don’t poke me.

    • Joyce

      I like bright colors, with a subtle push (using the Victoria’s Secret scale, I’d say level 1 or 2 at most) since I have a lot of “side boob”. I wear 36C or 34D depending on the cut or the brand.

    • william

      Wearing a bra or not is every woman’s choice but for those with tight upright boobs ;leaving them hanging freely is sexier.