• Mon, Aug 1 2011

Crimes Of Fashion: Culprit Arrested For Dumping Chili All Over Victoria’s Secret Underwear Display

Back in April, a woman was kicked out of a Westchester Victoria’s Secret outlet for unknown reasons. She responded by returning to the store and dumping a container of chili on a display on underthings. Like you do. Reps for the store said the chili ruined 65 pairs of underwear worth a total $747.50. Unfortunately, the crime went unsolved and we were left to wonder if the woman was a heroic vigilante or a crazy person. Now, the chili phantom has been caught.

Last week, 19-year-old Lauren Jackson returned to the scene of the crime and was recognized by an employee. She was charged with third-degree criminal mischief, which is a felony offense. More as the story develops/I come up with some excellent puns.

(via Gothamist)

 

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  • Lindsey

    I got jalapeno pepper juice in my eyes once and it was one of the worst things ever. I shudder to think of it on my genitals.