Back in April, a woman was kicked out of a Westchester Victoria’s Secret outlet for unknown reasons. She responded by returning to the store and dumping a container of chili on a display on underthings. Like you do. Reps for the store said the chili ruined 65 pairs of underwear worth a total $747.50. Unfortunately, the crime went unsolved and we were left to wonder if the woman was a heroic vigilante or a crazy person. Now, the chili phantom has been caught.
Last week, 19-year-old Lauren Jackson returned to the scene of the crime and was recognized by an employee. She was charged with third-degree criminal mischief, which is a felony offense. More as the story develops/I come up with some excellent puns.