• Mon, Aug 1 2011

Poll: Anyone Lost Their Shoes? Raise Your Hands!

Hi Cinderella!

You look pretty today, wiggling your toes about in the grass. But not as pretty as the shoes you left behind! I bet some other woman will chop off her toes to insert them into your nifty pair of sandals, and then realize that was a dumb move, because they’re sandals. Now that person is just going around toe-less and freakish. All because you were in some kind of bizarre hurry  like this lady and just tossed your shoes out the window. Life-destroyer.

Anyhow, how many of you are Cinderellas/life-destroyers?

Sorry! This poll is now closed.

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