Celebrity Butt Plugs Exist. Here Is One.

You’re looking at Assama Butt Laden.

Why are you looking as Assama Butt Laden? Because celebrity butt plugs exist! According to the founder “there are so man public figures that act like complete a-holes. I decided to create celebrity butt plugs to finally shove them where they belong.” So, in totally logical retaliation for 9/11, within the cozy crevices of your anus, Osama Bin Laden’s image will stimulate your prostate like the gentlest of lovers. That seems fair.

According to their press release, upcoming butt-plugs include Sarah Impalin, Barack O-Bum-A, Buttney Spears and The Sperminator. They retail for $14.99 and you can follow the company on twitter at @CelebButtPlugs or check out their website where you’ll soon be able to vote for the celebrity you’d most like to shove up your own ass.

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