Aliana Lohan (or “Ali” to anyone who reads the internet or watches television)Â has signed a “multi-year modeling contract with NEXT, acording toÂ JustJared. Says NEXT’s Los Angeles director Alexis Borges:
â€śWe are very excited to be representingÂ Aliana Lohan.Â She represents the future face of fashion and will be a photographerâ€™s dream with her chameleon-like beauty.â€ť
So. Someone famous exclusively for being related to someone more famous just got a modeling contract. Meanwhile, we learn of a forthcoming novel written by someone who’s famous exclusively for leaking her own sex tape along with a few more people famous exclusively for being related to her. Good job, world.