• Fri, Aug 12 2011

What You Are Supposed To Eat (Based On Your Cravings)

If you followed this chart, I suppose you’d be healthier….

But there is no way you’re going to convince me that oatmeal and granola has anything on champagne. Still! I suppose you could try it. You’re going to need to load up on a lot of sea salt and start working on some great raw-nut and legume recipes.

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  • Abigail

    Call me crazy, but if I’m craving coffee, I don’t want to eat chicken…

  • Meghan Keane

    Wow. I never knew turnips could cure my craving for recreational drugs. That solves that problem!

    • tara

      That’s why I always bring turnip greens to the rave.

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  • Maris

    I’d eat chicken with caffeine in it. OMGSOMEONEINVENTHAT

  • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

    This is horrible.

  • Jo

    Just threw up in my mouth a bit when I saw that beef was a replacement for sweets.

  • noname

    I don’t think these people understand why humans crave fat, salt and carbs.

  • Olivia

    FUCK YES KALE; I eat so much fucking kale. You can bake that shit with some olive oil and sea salt, you can eat it raw, you can make yourself some vegetarian lasagna; it’s amazing. I love it.