What You Are Supposed To Eat (Based On Your Cravings)

If you followed this chart, I suppose you’d be healthier….

But there is no way you’re going to convince me that oatmeal and granola has anything on champagne. Still! I suppose you could try it. You’re going to need to load up on a lot of sea salt and start working on some great raw-nut and legume recipes.

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    • Abigail

      Call me crazy, but if I’m craving coffee, I don’t want to eat chicken…

    • Meghan Keane

      Wow. I never knew turnips could cure my craving for recreational drugs. That solves that problem!

      • tara

        That’s why I always bring turnip greens to the rave.

    • Jinx

      So basically…EAT ALL THE MUSTARD AND TURNIP GREENS

    • Maris

      I’d eat chicken with caffeine in it. OMGSOMEONEINVENTHAT

    • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

      This is horrible.

    • Jo

      Just threw up in my mouth a bit when I saw that beef was a replacement for sweets.

    • noname

      I don’t think these people understand why humans crave fat, salt and carbs.

    • Olivia

      FUCK YES KALE; I eat so much fucking kale. You can bake that shit with some olive oil and sea salt, you can eat it raw, you can make yourself some vegetarian lasagna; it’s amazing. I love it.