Miss Havisham gone amok!
Oh, not really. If only. She was a character actress during the 1930′s. In a time when glamour was prized and expected from female starlets, she played salty, gun-toting roles like “Ma Kettle.” You might remember her from The Women where she played the dude ranch for divorcees operator. She was awesome, and reminds me of you, a little bit. Because you have a musket, right?