Jokes about the Kardashians being horrible are pretty stale because the Kardashians just persist in being horrible no matter what. This time, matriarch Kris Jenner is slapping her name across a collection for QVC clothing that will no doubt lack involvement from her in any capacity and it doesn’t matter. Here is the meticulously cultivated PR line she must toe:
“I’ve wanted to do a collection my entire life. I love the pieces that I wear, and they’re very successful for me, for my lifestyle,” explained Jenner of her uniform staples such as black leggings, a crisp white shirt and a black blazer, all of which will be available in the line. “I spent the first half of my life being a mom, having six kids, so now I like to look good, and I’ve learned a lot in my 50-some-odd years of trial and error. This is a culmination of everything that I love that’s easy, with a few pieces thrown in for night and cocktail because every girl needs something to go out in.
Prices will range will range from $35 for a basic T-shirt to $140 for outerwear and “embellished dresses.” Jenner is wearing one such dress. Although it looks unassuming, I can assure you it is a polyester blend containing both orphan tears and broken dreams.