People! Always lying! Especially about their age. The New York Post reports:
“Getting old is serious business,” says Patrice Evans, a 35-year-old single writer from Brooklyn. “At the heart of it, your mortality is ticking in your ear.”
What I have absorbed from this is “lie about your age and you can outrun death.” Or get beer before you are legally allowed to! Here are some ways to lie about your age in a fanstastic fashion.