Remember what working and having fun felt like? It was 1954. You’d just come back from the war – everyone had just come back from the war – and the economy was booming, and no one was really taking this “working” business all that seriously because you’d just come back from a war. But life was good now, and you were buying a second house, and Coca Cola was delicious. And made from real cocaine (note to self: look up facts)? Roger Sterling sat in the office next to yours and every Wednesday and Tuesday and also Fridays you would go out and have like, five martinis at lunch and just laugh. Just laugh and go home by noon. Where someone would make you a roast! I don’t know what that even is!
That age still sucked because you didn’t have one of these.
Hurrah, 2011! The present reigns victorious!