• Tue, Aug 30 2011

An Impenetrable Wall Of Autotune Cannot Obscure Kim Kardashian’s Terrible Singing (In A Clip From Her New Music Video)

No matter how tightly we curl up in the fetal position and rock gently, yearning for the innocence of childhood, Kim Kardashian’s singing career is happening. Here’s the teaser for her forthcoming music video “Jam” / one minute of your life you’ll never get back:

 

If you just completely hate yourself, you can hear the whole song here. But you could just listen to cats have sex instead.

Excuse me a moment of reckless sincerity, but I’m actually nostalgic for this:

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  • Raerae

    Truthfully I’d say that Paris is way better.

    • Ashley Cardiff

      Seconded.

  • Maris

    If you close your eyes, it sounds like Rebecca Black.

  • Christie

    That. Was. Awful. I think my ears are bleeding.

  • Beverly

    funny how those two were once popular…for being friends.

  • miinxi

    omg i watched kims video at work – I feel like I was watching porn!

    • Olivia

      I JUST CLEARED MY HISTORY BECAUSE THAT DEFIANTLY CONSTITUTES AS PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL

  • Aj

    To hell with what anyone says, I LOVED Stars are Blind when it came out. Never was Paris’s number one fan, but I was pleasantly surprised by it. Her voice even slightly, (and I mean very SLIGHTLY lol) reminded me of Gwen Stefani.

    Kim K’s monstrosity is just unfortunate. Extremely unfortunate for everyone involved.